WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHY IS THIS ON MY DASHBOARD
SPENCER
This should have been the whole music video.
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
omg
<nerdrant>No, wolverines bones were made of bone. They were coated in adamantium.
And the reason that Thor couldn’t break Cap’s shield is because vibranium absorbs all vibration, and while Mjölnir is able to break anything I can only assume that thor doesnt use its full potential either #1 because he doesn’t want to splatter Cap into a pulp, or #2 for fear of breaking the planet. </nerdrant>
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I like the last tag there lu
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What?
Clits have holes?
Barrels arent perfectly round?
why do ten year olds who have never had sex (and apparently don’t even know how a vagina (or a firearm for that matter) work) write sex fanfiction?
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Favorite Heroes, A:EMH Edition:
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And, yunno that bassist guy who tours with us.
Also, possibly the other guitarist who also provides backup vocals sometimes.
But they aren’t important.
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